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"\"Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything.\" <br />- William of Ockham"
,"\"The real problem is not can machines think, but can people think well enough about how people think to be able to describe how they think to machines.\" <br />- Roger Shank"
,"\"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read.\" <br />- Anonymous"
,"\"Whatever one man is capable of imagining, other men will prove themselves capable of realizing.\" <br />- Jules Verne"
,"\"There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts that people cannot think.\" <br />- Richard Hamming"
,"\"The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers.\" <br />- Richard Hamming"
,"\"What are the most important problems in your field? Are you working on one of them? Why not?\" <br />- Richard Hamming"
,"\"Hamming, you think the machines can do practically everything. Why can't you make them write programs?\" <br />- Richard Hamming"
,"\"Given two people with exactly the same ability, the one person who manages day in and day out to get in one more hour of thinking will be tremendously more productive over a lifetime.\" <br />- Richard Hamming"
,"\"Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists stand on each other's toes.\" <br />- Richard Hamming"
,"\"You can't possibly get a good technology going without an enormous number of failures.\" <br />- Freeman Dyson"
,"\"The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple.\" <br />- Freeman Dyson"
,"\"You insist that there is something that a machine can't do. If you will tell me precisely what it is that a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that.\" <br />- John von Neumann"
,"\"I am on the edge of mysteries and the veil is getting thinner and thinner.\" <br />- Louis Pasteur"
,"\"To me programming is more than an important practical art. It is also a gigantic undertaking in the foundations of knowledge.\" <br />- Grace Hopper"
,"\"Real programmers arrive at work in time for lunch.\" <br />- Anonymous"
,"\"Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.\" <br />- Anonymous"
,"\"Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them.\" <br />- Alfred North Whitehead"
,"\"In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.\" <br />- Scott Adams"
,"\"A major problem with AI research then was that Ph.D. dissertations were huge programs, and only the writer knew how they worked.\" <br />- Marvin Minsky"
,"\"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.\" <br />- Edsger Dijkstra"
,"\"AI is an engineering discipline built on an unfinished science.\" <br />- Matt Ginsberg"
,"\"AI is the attempt to make computers do what people think computers cannot do.\" <br />- Douglas Baker"
,"\"The AI problem is one of the hardest science has ever undertaken.\" <br />- Marvin Minsky"
,"\"As soon as we solve a problem, instead of looking at the solution as AI, we come to view it as just another computer system.\" <br />- Martha Pollack"
,"\"Artificial Intelligence is a subfield of computer science devoted to the construction of extremely complex programs that do not work.\" <br />- Anonymous"
,"\"An automaton may be contrived that will have its \"own mind.\"\" <br />- Nikolai Tesla"
,"\"Find a bug in a program, and fix it, and the program will work today. Show the program how to find and fix a bug, and the program will work forever.\" <br />- Oliver Selfridge"
,"\"First you had human beings without machines. Then you had human beings with machines. And finally you have machines without human beings.\" <br />- John Pike"
,"\"A huge gap exists between what we know is possible with today's machines and what we have so far been able to finish.\" <br />- Donald Knuth"
,"\"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that.\" <br />- HAL 9000"
,"\"I object to doing things that computers can do.\" <br />- Olin Shivers"
,"\"I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines.\" <br />- Claude Shannon"
,"\"I would rather write programs to write programs than write programs.\" <br />- Dick Sites"
,"\"The idea behind digital computers may be explained by saying that these machines are intended to carry out any operations which could be done by a human computer.\" <br />- Alan Turing"
,"\"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.\" <br />- Ludwig Wittgenstein"
,"\"Once you have a truly massive amount of information integrated as knowledge, then the human-software system will be superhuman, in the same sense that mankind with writing is superhuman compared to mankind before writing.\" <br />- Douglas Lenat"
,"\"Unless mankind redesigns itself by changing our DNA through altering our genetic makeup, computer-generated robots will take over our world.\" <br />- Stephen Hawking"
,"\"Sometime soon the convergence of fields such as artificial intelligence and biotechnology will push humanity past a tipping point, ushering in a period of wrenching change.\" <br />- Vernor Vinge"
,"\"We can program a computer to solve any problem by trial and error, without knowing how to solve it in advance, provided only that we have a way to recognize when the problem is solved.\" <br />- Marvin Minsky"
,"\"We live at the level of our language. Whatever we can articulate we can imagine or explore.\" <br />- Ellen Gilchrist"
,"\"What is missing is a formalism for describing and taxonomizing the many aspects of conscious experience itself.\" <br />- David Chalmers"
,"\"The whole of the developments and operations of analysis are now capable of being executed by machinery [...] As soon as an Analytical Engine exists, it will necessarily guide the future course of science.\" <br />- Charles Babbage"
,"\"Within a computer natural language is unnatural.\" <br />- Alan Perlis"
,"\"Words are tools which automatically carve concepts out of experience.\" <br />- Julian Huxley"
,"\"Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.\" <br />- Jean Rostand"
,"\"[Turing's] point was that we should not be species-chauvinistic, or anthropocentric, about the insides of an intelligent being, for there might be inhuman ways of being intelligent.\" <br />- Daniel Dennett"
,"\"Only monks and nuns do their thinking alone. We need to communicate our thoughts and work together.\" <br />- Mikhail Gorbachev"
,"\"All that which is proper to the life of a rational being is the good; all that which destroys it is the evil.\" <br />- Ayn Rand"
,"\"Human beings do not live in the objective world alone, [...] but are very much at the mercy of the particular language which has become the medium of expression for their society.\" <br />- Edward Sapir"
,"\"Never memorize what you can look up in books.\" <br />- Albert Einstein"
,"\"Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.\" <br />- GLaDOS"
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